[ It is a beautiful, sunshiny day in Mayfield. And let's face it, when is it not? But instead of being out in his garden as per usual, the local Autobot is in his garage.

Dismantling his lawnmower.

Taking it apart seems to be the easy part. Putting it back together is going to be quite the challenge. ]

( Arcee, about that backup-- )

[ This is where we are. Don't ask how, or why. Just know that it is a ballroom of sorts with a wonderful view. There is some music playing in the background despite the lack of band.

And there is a sharply-dressed Autobot looking out the window. He must be waiting for his date. ]

[ There is a blue sedan trundling down a dirt road. It doesn't seem to be going anywhere in particular- in fact, it seems to be enjoying the scenery. It might also be taking it slow due to the other car that's following it. It's not exactly built for dirt roads ( Read more... )

[ This might be a training center. And this might be a lieutenant running a few drills. It's been far too long since he did any sort of training, anyway.

Right now the Cybertronian version of a punching bag is occupying his attention. ]

[ So. This is a medical ward- and there is a Jet laying on a berth. He's been there a long damn time- something about being bitchslapped by a giant Decepticon lizard- and while it's about time for him to be discharged, right now he's in recharge.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz--- ]

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( Life just isn't fine without a giant alien robot. )

( substantially LESS vague time line therein )